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Insulated 3 Bottle Wine Bag

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$23.00
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SKU: MER-WineBag

FRONT PANEL ART: Emergency Thirst Aid Kit

INNER PANEL ART: When your life is in crisis, call WINE-1-1.

INNER PANEL SCENES: Use for temporary relief from...

  • Tyrannical Boss: "Caution: Drinking alcohol with tyrannical boss is not advisable."
  • Household Chores
  • Annoying Relatives: "Heated political discussions may require heavier dosage."
  • Unruly Children
  • Telemarketers: "I can save you bundle if you switch today, blah, blah, blah."
  • Hangovers (Wine Flu): "Not to be confused with still drunk."
  • Irritable Bitch Syndrome: "See also: Chronic Bitch Face."
  • Zombie Apocalypse

BACK PANEL ART: In case of emergency, pour glass.